Chapter 11
OUT…FROM THY FATHER’S HOUSE.
(From
the time I depart Daddy’s house for Auburn, Alabama early on a frosty morn
about 6 January 1965, till a Saturday morning in late February 1965, relaxing
in the lounge of the Student Union Building at Auburn University, a time of reflection
and a milestone in my life.)
My net
pay for census taking and use of personal vehicle for the 3 weeks of census
taking came to over $200 in one paycheck. I naively expected to
be handed the U.S. government paycheck almost immediately upon completing the
job well before Christmas. But as the job neared its end, the lady supervisor
informed me that all the work would have to be calculated, recorded, reported,
the pay calculated, and then the checks issued. “Expect to receive your
paycheck in the mail in early January.”
Surprise! There
had been a lot of weekdays when I had gotten rained
out of work this summer and idle days when Mr. Mars had no work for me. I had
purchased 2 cars and unwisely spent some money for pleasures when I should
have been totally frugal to save every
last penny I could for university. I had bought 2 or 3
firearms when I could have gotten by with buying only that
trusty, life-saving Snake Charmer, with which I induced Snaky
to do his shaky dance as the last act of his temporal existence.
All
the gasoline money for traveling on the census job had come out of my meager
pocket. (My upcoming paycheck would include pay for use of personal vehicle.) I
had almost no money now. I must have that paycheck to go to Auburn. So, I prayed
hard that the check would arrive before I had to leave.
Departure
day arrived! No check yet! Early that morning, I put the 3 or
4 cardboard boxes of my belongings into the trunk and back seat of my Chevy,
hung the clothes rod across (over) the back seat and put clothes on hangers on
that rod. My sister was to ride in the front seat with me to Birmingham, where
I would leave her at a medical clinic she was going to periodically at that
time. I watched for the mailman to come by shortly after 8, so hoping
my paycheck would arrive today. If so, I would deposit that check into
my account at the Bank of Vernon. Then Sis and I would get gone. The mailman
drove up to our box on time, put mail into it, and went on. With my heart in my
throat, I hurried to the mailbox by the roadside. No mail for me. I took
the other mail into the house. Plan A had
failed.
Now for Plan B, to which I did not
want to have to resort. I started up my car’s engine, turned the defroster on
full blast, and scrapped the frost from the front windshield. I would drive to
the Bank of Vernon and ask President Bragg for a $200 loan, telling him I was
due to receive a paycheck any day now from Uncle Sam for more than that amount.
Then I would immediately repay the bank loan and interest. in full. Mr. Bragg
would give me loan papers and tell me to have Daddy sign them also, and then he
would immediately put the money into my account. I was plenty certain
that, with Daddy’s signature on the loan papers, President Bragg would not
refuse me a $200 loan.
I did not
discuss any of this in advance with Daddy. His 18 years of stone silence to me
had (regretfully) naturally trained me to not confer much
with him at all. (Take note of that, parents.) I had not asked his
permission to enter a university, because he had totally released me from his
dominion. So now, all such decisions were mine alone to make. He and I had
never discussed my college financing.
It was
a foregone conclusion that because I was now totally in charge of my life
(under God, of course), that I was also totally in charge of financing it. I
think Daddy would gladly have financed all my university studies, if only
he had been able to do so financially. He was not financially able to help at
all. I well knew that. Thus, I determined (with God’s Help) to work my way thru
college.
I was
quite sure Daddy would sign loan papers for me this morning, knowing my
paycheck would arrive any day now. Silent Dad was not conferring
with me that morning. But he was observing my situation.
He was at the house now, had seen me hurry to the mailbox, bring all his mail
into the house, put it down, and go prepare my car to leave. So, as I was
scraping a frosty windshield with the car’s engine warming up, he came out of
his “hiding” (similar to our God that hideth Himself), and walked out to me. “I have some money I can let you
use till your paycheck comes.”
‘My
check with be more than $200, and I need $200 now.’
“I can
loan you that much till your paycheck arrives.”
I
don’t recall how we made that “transaction” in our front yard that frosty morn.
But likely he said he would go to town today and deposit $200 into my bank
account, so I could write my checks on it at Auburn. Then when my paycheck
arrived 3 or 4 days later, he took it to the bank, told President Bragg that I
owed him $200. Likely, Daddy signed my name and then his name to my check. Then
Mr. Bragg put $200 into Daddy’s account and the remainder into my account,
giving Daddy a deposit slip to mail to me at Auburn. In a small-town bank
at that time, such an informal transaction was acceptable.
1d. I
move out of my boyhood home, my earthly father’s house.
I have few personal belongings. And I only load a small amount of those into my car to take to Auburn on this day, some of my better clothes, toilet articles, the quilt my dear Mother made for me, and such. Also, from this day until I graduate from Auburn University I will lodge many nights here in Daddy’s house. But I will lodge more nights elsewhere during my days as a university student. Therefore, it is best to designate this day in early January 1965, for that major change of moving out from my boyhood home.
In the
boys’ bedroom in this “new” Yerby house, no interior walls
were ever affixed (built). Two outside walls were built on the 2
exterior sides of our bedroom. A bathroom wall and hallway wall were built on
those 2 respective sides of the upright 2 by 4 framing studs. But, standing
inside our bedroom looking at all 4 walls, one sees the bare 2 by 4 studs
(wooden upright framing boards) of all 4 walls, and sees the drab black
tarpaper tacked onto the opposite side of the studs before the boards were
nailed onto the outside of the 2 exterior walls. One sees the backside
of the wooden boards nailed onto the opposite sides of the “studs” of the bathroom
and hallway walls. Daddy’s building plans called
for a closet in this bedroom. The closet was never built. Four large nails were
driven into 4 separate studs high up, one nail for each of the 4 boys (who
first occupied this room) to hang his few clothes (on wire hangers) onto his
respective nail. Luxurious Living!
During
my 6 years of junior high and high school, I was most blessed to live in
a house that did not leak, and that did not have cracks in the
walls and floors (and many other deficiencies of those 2 old houses I had lived
in before). But the black tarpaper walls of my bedroom were plenty drab to
stare upon. However, apart from when I slept each night, I spent scant little
time in this room.
Daddy sincerely intended to build our new
house to completion, but those good intentions were never fulfilled. No big deal really, because I am
journeying to the beautiful, perfect Celestial City in Heaven. Where are
you journeying, to abide there forever??
Moving
out of Dad’s house today, I will have much better living quarters from now
on, and a much more fun, exciting, and interesting life out in the world.
That will make the future times that I lodge in Daddy’s house more bland, wishing I was instead in the more
comfortable living quarters that I am becoming spoiled by.
This
frosty morn, as I put a few belongings into my car to take this giant
step (leap) of moving out of my boyhood home (moving to Auburn), mixed
emotions whirl around in my heart and soul. ‘This is my home and family.
I sort of regret leaving it. (Doubts and fears)→Will I be able to
finance 4 years of university study? Will I be able to make passing
grades and graduate from a large university? The future feels so
uncertain, stepping out on my own.’ Amongst such negative and insecure
feelings were also bright emotions. ‘I
welcome this chance to physically distance myself from
this place where I have experienced much hard labor and many
difficulties all the while I have abided here. I know that the campus life I am
headed for, is much more pleasant and exciting. And I look forward with great expectations, to striving as hard as possible to make a much
better life for myself from now on, and be set free
from the slave farm!!’
Soon
Janiece gets into the car with me and I depart home.
We talk much, riding together the 3 hours or so to the
clinic in Birmingham. Possibly I stayed in the waiting room during her visit to
the doctor, and then drove her to the bus station to
catch a bus toward home. But likely I headed on immediately, and when she
finished, she took a taxi from the clinic to the bus terminal.
I said
“Bye” to her, and headed down US Hwy 280 toward
Auburn. This was my very first time to drive in a city as
large as Birmingham. I was somewhat apprehensive. I had an Alabama state road
map with a small insert map of Birmingham. I studied it well and found my way
OK, thank God. (God has given me a fascination regarding maps and a natural
ability to read maps well.) Thank Thee, Lord.
Likely
we two stopped somewhere and ate something for lunch, and then I parted from Janiece
in early afternoon. It was about dark when I reached Auburn. I parked in First
Baptist Church’s parking lot again (with which I was familiar), and there slept
in my car again on this my 1st night of this 2nd trip
alone to Auburn. (As usual, I was too poor to give money to a motel. Likely, I
forewent supper also.)
Also,
parking is at a premium in this college town. Thus, most parking lots
have strongly worded signs strictly forbidding unauthorized
parking. Later, the Baptist Church will erect such signs. But not yet, and no
one accosted me the 4 or so nights I sleep here, this night being my last
one, thank God!
Presently,
3 or more boys from Vernon (I know them all) are students at Auburn. During the
Christmas break, I had questioned Tommy W. in Vernon more than once to get info
I needed, especially info on an available room to rent. “Go to 174 Burton
Street for a cheap room. There are definitely rooms
available there. Three (or so) of us boys who lived there thru the fall quarter
got fed up with some things the landlord did, so we will room elsewhere
starting this winter term. We were mad enough with the landlord that we didn’t
tell him we would not be back in January. But we each removed all our
things from our rooms. We will not go back. He doesn’t know it yet (Heh,
Heh), but he has plenty of vacant rooms.” Quite a useful story
Tommy told me, dripping with vengeance somewhat.
My
belongings in my car included bedding I would use in my rented room. So, I now
cover myself with a quilt and enough blankets to keep as warm as possible in
the cold January night as I lay me down to sleep on the car seat. My Mother had
quilted by hand; sewing quilts with needle and thread. Before her untimely and
early death, I think she had completed a quilt for each of her 4
children. I brought that cherished treasure of mine with me to Auburn.
The
next morning, shortly after 7 AM I get out of the car
and start walking in search of Burton Street. I have
no idea where Burton Street is, but likely it isn’t
far away in this small town. (What a joy to attend a large university
located in a small town.) I like to walk. (Walking is Christ-like.)
Also, I don’t like the dangerous risk of distraction that comes with
searching for a destination while driving in a place I know nothing of. I have
no idea which direction Burton Street was from my car. Also, I don’t know that
street is only one block long. Both of these factors could
make my search most difficult. If I don’t come across Burton Street soon, I
will ask someone if they know where it is.
Thank Thee, Lord, for perfectly directing my steps
that morn, leading me directly to the nearest thru street running
east and west, leading me to go east on that street, and Burton Street
dead-ended from the left into that street a block or so ahead. Truly All
Thy Ways are Perfect, Lord! Amen!
174
Burton Street was about a 5-minute walk from my parked car. Tho
I had no idea of its location, the Lord guided me directly to
that short street. Thank Thee, Lord, for making my way perfect.
Street
signs were in place to identify Burton Street. When I arrived at lot Number
174, I saw a quite large old house with rooms rented to students in its
basement, 1st and 2nd floors and loft. The land sloped
down away from Burton Street in front, making the basement rooms visible to me.
The somewhat stately (but old) house had 2 floors
above the basement, plus an attic above the 2nd floor with 2 small
student rooms in the attic. I think that all the rooms on all four floors were
now rentals to college guys, except for 2 (or so) rooms the landlord (or
manager?) occupied at the 1st floor main entrance.
That
adds up to several rental rooms, and Tommy knew that more of them are
vacant than the landlord now knows are vacant. Out back there was also a 2-story
apartment building (containing 4 apts., 2 up and 2 down), that had been built
in the large backyard many years after the old house had been built. Nowadays,
the goal is maximum rental rooms for students,
to get max room money, as university student numbers increase.
The
landlord (or manager?) lived alone on the 1st floor of the large house and he answered my knock. ‘Good morning, Sir. I’m a
new student, wanting to rent a room. Do you have one available?’
He led
me upstairs to the 2nd floor, knocked on the door to Ray’s room next
to the 2nd floor stair landing, opened the door and went on in, when
there was no answer because Ray was out. He told me I would room with Ray, told
me the cost to rent for the Winter Term, and showed me which one of the 2
single beds and the 2 desks were vacant for me.
In my
country boy shyness, I did not have the nerve to even hint to him the
things Tommy had told me. I would like to have pressed him for a room presently
vacant, and pray that a
roommate would not come into it. But I lacked the nerve to be that forward. But
still, that room is what my Lord gives me in a few hours, thank God. It was
best that I didn’t say a word about what I had learned from Tommy. I told the
man I would take this room with Ray. Likely I wrote
him a check later that day, as I had brought nothing with me from my locked car
right now.
I soon
leave him, walk back to the car, drive to my new abode, park, bring in 1 or
more cardboard boxes of my things, put them on the bed and walk to campus to
get info on where to register and such. When I come back later, upperclassman
(3rd year junior) Ray is in the room. I introduce myself and we
shake hands. I am nervous, causing me to once address this fellow student
as “Sir”.
“Other
rooms here are totally empty and available,” Ray told me, preferring to keep
his room to himself alone. I knew that rooms were vacant, but
still don’t have the nerve in my young soul to confront the landlord with that.
So, I ask upper classman and veteran resident Ray to ask the landlord if
I could have an empty room. I soon leave and walk back to campus about a
third of a mile away. When I return in the afternoon, Ray shows me the vacant
room at the back of this 2nd floor. “The landlord said you
can stay in here for the time being, but if those former residents show
up, you will have to give up this room.” Likely Ray had lightly
and politely hinted to the landlord that those boys would not return. I
smile inside, knowing for sure they will not.
So, I move into my own room, thank God, and have it all to
myself for this winter and spring quarters (until the start of June
when I depart Auburn for the 3 summer months). Refreshing!
Thank
Thee, my Precious Lord Jesus, for this privacy amidst these heathen
college guys!
There
are 4 rooms on the 2nd floor. Across the narrow hallway from me in
the other back room, reside Freddy (a 4th
year senior) and his roommate. Freddy is from Sulligent in Lamar County, 10
miles north of Vernon. Freddy’s older brother, Max (about the same age as my
sister’s boyfriend, Jerry), had already graduated from Auburn. Freddy and Max
know Jerry well. They had often ridden together to and from Lamar County on
weekends.
Earlier
this day after I put some of my things onto “my” bed in Ray’s room, and then
went out, Freddy had strolled into Ray’s room to chat with him. Looking at the
new student’s (my) belongings on the bed, Freddy saw Jerry’s name on an
old annual catalog the university publishes. Jerry had given it to me when I
told him I planned to enroll at Auburn. Seeing Jerry’s name on it made Freddy
desirous to meet me. When I later return, he talks
with me quite a bit. Freddy is smart, quick witted,
lively, and a talker. But his talk isn’t vain or boring. He is enjoyable
to be around. Now it makes me feel more at home here, having a Lamar County guy
across the hall from me, a university senior 3 years older than I, who will
take time to talk to immature me.
Gaining
my own private room with bed, chest-of-drawers, desk, chair and
closet, and central heat, (all for my own personal use and
comfort) elevated me to a most
welcomed higher plateau of life.
(A
side note here: In these ancient days, smokers freely smoked most
anywhere. None of the other 3 guys on my floor smoke, thank God. Thus, no smoke
drifting all over this entire 2nd floor. Perchance I had a
roommate that smoked, he would smoke freely in our room. That would be a
most horrible fate for me!)
I feel
precisely
in my element when I am sitting at a desk, reading, writing, or
studying. For the first time in my life, I can now fully and freely
do those things because I have my own private room, comfortably
warm in the winter, with a nice desk all my own. At home, my
shared bedroom was always cold in the winter. I now feel like I’m
in a Dream World, as I sit studying at my desk in a T-shirt in this warm room
in January.
My
life’s earliest memories regarding such matters are memories of us 4 children
sleeping on the 2 double beds in our living room. Soon after Mother’s
death, Daddy gave Janiece his and Mother’s bed in that small side room. He
exchanged sleeping spots with her, and slept in the
bed with Joe in the living room. When we moved to the old house nearby, we 4
males of the family again slept on 2 beds in a small bedroom.
Upon
moving into our newly built house at the end of August, Sidney and our
stepbrother Rayburn slept on 1 bed, and Joe and I slept on another bed in the
same room (4 boys lodging in 1 room) until the following June or so when
Rayburn left home for the Air Force. Then we 3 brothers shared that bedroom for
more than 5 years till I drove to Auburn yesterday (approximately
6 January 1965), and slept alone in my car 1 night. Since then, I’ve slept in a private room all to
myself the vast majority of the many nights God has
given me since that day. Such privacy and solitude suit me fine. You
well know that people are a pain in the neck.
“But
red-neck Richard Boy, YOU are a ‘people’ also!”
‘I well
know that. And all the folks around me well know what a painful
pain in the neck I am. Checkmate!’
Thru
out my 6 years of elementary school, we “pore” Yerby kids had not a suitable
place at home to study (do school homework, study for tests, and such). In
early fall and late spring, we could sit around anywhere at home, outside or
inside, to study. But the temptature was frigid most school days. Then, we
would huddle near the wood stove or fireplace in the living room with our
books, writing materials, and such on our laps. Not good study
conditions at all.
When I
entered 7th grade. and Rayburn entered our boys’ bedroom, he placed
his desk in the crowded bedroom, used it himself that year, and then left it. I
studied at it yearly from grades 8 thru 12 when the temptature wasn’t frigid.
In cold weather, I sat near the fireplace in the living room, halfheartedly
trying to keep my eyes off Mrs. Ryan’s TV which was always playing. At this
time, in the evenings, high school graduate Big Sis was constantly prodding us
3 boys to keep our eyes off the TV and on our books instead. At times I would
go sit by the warm fireplace in Janiece’s room to study and do homework. Until
I moved into this warm cozy room at Auburn, I never had a bedroom
that was comfortably warm during cold weather.
“What
a life that must have been!”
‘You
can say that again!’
“What
a life that must have been!!!”
I
wrote of hanging my hanging clothes on wire hangers on a nail. In our boys’
bedroom in Dad’s new house, was one chest of
drawers. Each boy got 1 of its drawers for socks, underwear and such. I come to
Auburn and get a private room with a closet, chest of drawers and
such, all my own. It was almost like a dream for this “pore” boy.
Thank
Thee, my Precious Lord, for this notable day when Thou didst put me into
my own private, comfortably heated, and comfortably furnished room on the 2nd
floor of this somewhat stately old wood frame large house in a well-established
and quiet neighborhood. That was such a joy, and a great aid to my physical
and mental well-being.
My
first 12 years of life, we pumped water from the well or drew well water with
bucket and rope, heated it on a wood burning stove in cold weather and took a
“sponge” bath near the wood heater (or stove) in the living room or kitchen.
During hot months, we set a washtub a third full of water in the back yard for
the sunrays to warm it. At nighttime, we set it on the dark back porch where
from the youngest soul to the eldest, we sat in that tub 1 by 1 to scrub down.
After we worked all day in the field on a hot summer day, by the time Daddy
(the last one) took his bath, the bath water had become most murky. That
stoic man never complained.
When
Daddy built our new house, he built a bathroom and installed an old bathtub and
drainage for it. But we had not running
water. So, we would insert the plug into the drain and pour in a few buckets of
water from the well into our used bathtub. By now, we had an amazing little
water heater. (Likely such little water heaters got outlawed years ago for
safety reasons, to prevent deaths from electric shock.) It was an oval shape
electric heating unit about 2 inches thick, about 5 inches wide, and close to 10
inches long, with electric cord attached.
Make sure you put the heating unit into the water before plugging it
in, or it will instantly burn out if plugged in when it is dry. While it
is plugged in, do not touch the tub or the water in it, because
it will shock you. I got shocked a few times. We would
heat the bath water with that dangerous device capable of delivering a deadly
shock, if one were to accidently fall into the tub
when it was heating water.
I told
you of my 4-H Club trip to Auburn the summer after my
8th grade year of school. Staying 5 days in Magnolia Hall, the men’s
dorm, I took a shower each day. That spray of water felt so good
on me, I wanted to stay in that shower forever. Now at 174 Burton Street,
we 2nd floor and attic residents all share a bath with shower on my
floor. It’s nice to be able to get so clean so easily.
Thank Thee; Lord, that I now can take a clean,
refreshing shower daily.
Also,
on Daddy’s farm we had an outhouse (a stinking, maggot pool in summer, outdoor
toilet). It was not pleasant to walk that 20 or so yards to the unpleasant
outhouse in rain, or cold, or darkness. It is now a pleasure to have an
indoor restroom and toilet paper instead of a mail order catalog.
1e. For
the first time on a regular basis, I gain a shower for a good bath, an indoor
restroom for great convenience, and my own cozy private room with
central heat, bed, desk, chair and closet all for my own personal use
and comfort (after a childhood of sharing a crowded “bedroom” with 2 or 3 other
family members).
I register for the courses I choose
and start classes. It’s an immense relief to finally
become a university student, as this one term delay (not starting in September)
gave me plenty of doubts and fears regarding even getting a start
at higher education.
1f. I enter a
university.
My 19th
birthday falls upon me in January 1965.
I’ll wait till chapter after next to talk
of my studies and now close this chapter with THE most pleasant
higher plane to which Almighty God graciously elevates
me at this time.
Upon
arriving at Auburn, I eat sparingly because I have little money. I vaguely know
student jobs are available, working for meals each mealtime in any of the
several school cafeterias. But I need to spend every minute studying diligently,
just to pass university level studies. So I determine
not to work part time.
But I
get hungrier and hungrier. One day, walking past Tiger
Cub Café (downtown on College Street) (Auburn’s sports teams were “Tigers”), I
see their sign wanting part time help. I go in and inquire. He only needs
someone to work 1 meal or so each of the 5 weekdays. I ask
for the job because it will not take much of my time, and
will put 5 meals into my empty stomach each week without taking
any money out of my almost empty pocketbook. He hires me and I begin working.
The
owner is busy. Often, he’s not there when I work. His job instructions to me
are insufficient because I’m a country boy unfamiliar with
restaurants. He naturally assumes I know much more about life in town
than I do. I’m to wait on tables. Lack of knowledge
causes me to be too shy and reserved for the job (not aggressive enough). So,
after a week or so, the owner tells me he has more help now than he needs (a
false excuse), so he must let me go.
I’m
sort of relieved because his ways with me made the job vexing. Also, he
only allowed me a basic, slim meal for an hour’s work. At breakfast:
“You may have 2 eggs, bacon or sausage, toast, grits, and coffee. You cannot
have seconds on those, and you cannot have juice or milk unless you pay for
them.” The days I worked for my supper, I could
have the basic meal with bread and tea (and possibly salad). No dessert
and no seconds. I could pay the restaurant’s price for any of these forbidden
foods if I wanted to eat them with my meager fare (which I never did). He was
sort of stingy. That was unpleasant.
Anyway,
the job ends in about a week and I now revert to eating more sparingly and
being hungrier. Thank God this hungry period lasts only 10 days or so
before God shows great mercy upon me to put me into
what becomes the exceedingly most pleasant factor of my college days,
and that pleasure lasts till even a few months after I graduate from
Auburn.
Tommy W.
(from my hometown, Vernon, who told me about the room I rented) works full time
(every meal) in a cafeteria on campus. One evening he stops by my room. “I want
to be away some this weekend and I need a substitute
to work for me. Will you sub for me?” OK. Tommy tells me exactly where
the dining hall is located, what time I’m to go there (for Friday supper, I
think), and tells me to report to Clem, the student boss of the student
workers. So, I go on time.
I walk
there and report to Clem on time. We workers come early and eat first before we
open the cafeteria line to serve the paying students (who have meal
tickets). Clem tells me to serve my own plate, walking down the backside
of the serving line where the food is accessible, and then come eat at the
table nearest the front with the other student workers (8 or so guys).
I almost
have to pinch myself to see if I’m dreaming.
Lined up are a choice of 2 meats, 2 starches, 2 veggies, dessert or fruit, 2 or
more kinds of salads, 1 kind of bread, and milk, tea, or coffee. Paying
students with meal tickets are limited in what they may have, but they
may have seconds on veggies, salads, and tea. We workers are totally unlimited regarding
choices and seconds, and
thirds.
I
think I worked the following day (Saturday) breakfast for Tommy. There are 2
breakfast meats, 2 styles of eggs, grits or cereal, toast, choice of fruit
juices, also milk, hot chocolate, or coffee. Again,
no limit on what I may eat and drink as a worker. Each meal, I may eat
as much as I want, of any and all foods put out for
that meal, (to be consumed there at meal time, but we
are forbidden to take food back to our rooms with us). So
different from stingy Tiger Cub Café owner.
“Starving
College Boy Richard, did you bankrupt the dining hall with the mountain
of food you consumed at each meal?”
‘No,
but I might have come close to doing so. Starving me ate to the full, and was most thankful for such a great
blessing!’
Student
workers who serve on the food line an hour or so, get
their meal in return for that work. Tommy works the dishwasher. It
involves a little more drudgery. So, dishwasher workers also receive $1
per day in addition to all they can eat. I work
for Tommy 3 meals that weekend. The next time he sees me; he gives me a $1. The total paycheck went to him, not to the substitute.
So, he himself paid me.
“What
did you say to him, Thin-Wallet Richard?”
‘Thank you,
Tommy.’
Just
as my roofing boss readily observed, Supervisor Clem quickly sees that I’m a
good worker. “Do you want to substitute any time we need a sub (mostly on
weekends when some workers go home)?”
‘Yes,
Sir!’ From then on till the end of the winter term (a period of 4 weeks
or so), I work a few meals each weekend. I soon ask to work full time the next term, spring quarter starting after
mid-March. “You’re hired.”
‘Thank
you, Clem!’
Young Soul Reading This, you be a diligent,
honest, hard worker, and you will stand the best chance of getting
hired, keeping the job, and advancing rapidly in
it..
“Now, New
College Boy Richard, you have been savoring the sweetest aspect
of this cafeteria job to tell it last, haven’t you?”
‘Yep!’ It’s
a girls’ cafeteria. At this time, all single co-eds
(female students) at Auburn are required to live in one of the university dorms
(forbidden to live off campus). Girls’ dorms are in 4 separate areas, each dorm
area with its dining hall. The cafeteria where I work serves newly built Dorms
A, B, and C. This job becomes the most pleasant
aspect of my campus social life, while feeding me and giving me income. It greatly brightens my life seeing
many nice, sweet Southern belles 3 times a day, to make
friends among them, to socialize with them, and to date some of them. I will speak more of that later.
“No
doubt you will, Happy, Well-Fed College Boy Richard, now most happy
with a most pleasant social life on campus!”
“I most
heartily thank Thee, Precious Lord Jesus, in that, as I turn 19
years old, turning into an adult, having been set free from the slave farm,
Thou doest bring me into such comfort of most
comfortable room and board for the first time in my life, a
bless-ed state of life that masses of souls never achieve in
their lifetime, and that other masses of souls experience from birth till
death, with little or no thanks unto their
Creator God. Amen!!
“Writer
Boy, that long prayer was a single (but very long) sentence.
Doest thou think that lengthy sentence presenteth any problem unto thy Almighty
Creator God?”
‘I
thinketh of a surety, that it doeth not!!’
1g. I gain part-time employment in a co-ed cafeteria at Auburn,
thus eating 3 wholesome meals a day (as much as I want to eat), and having the delightful
job of serving meals to lovely, sweet Southern belles.
(Nothing at all is toilsome about this labor.)
The
End of Chapter 11